lloydcg: vugina: kristinafckn-nguyen: smooon: oraphis: Pretended to die to see how my dog would react. the dog is me
the olympics: discovering hot guys you never knew existed
I give props to whoever deals with me.
I’m difficult, emotional, and stubborn. My mood switches all the time, and I can shut you off if you annoy me. Sometimes I wonder how people put up with me.
me in the morning: Nah, I'm not hungry
me in the afternoon: Eh I'll eat later
me in the evening: Oh I haven't eat yet? Oh...well that sucks
me at 3am while the rest of the house is asleep: LET'S ORDER THREE PIZZAS AND DIP THEM IN CAKE JESUS CHRIST I'M STARVING
china probably walked in thinking wow we made everything in this room
Anonymous asked: english, word, yellow
lowerrtheheavens asked: fear, oops, picture ;)
omfg these are cute
Blue: What song do you listen to when you're feeling down?
Cup: Do you drink Tea or Coffee?
Dopey: Tell us an embarrassing story.
English: How many languages can you speak?
Fear: Tell us three fears.
Game: What was the last board game you played?
Harry Potter: What was the last book you read?
Injury: Have you ever walked into a glass door?
Jump: Do five jumping jacks/star jump.
Kiss: Who's your biggest celebrity crush?
Love: Do you believe in marriage?
Money: What would you do with 1 million dollars?
Naughty: Tell us three things that your parents disapprove of?
Oops: What is one thing you'd like to change/fix?
Picture: Post a pic of your lovely face.
Quality: Name three of your favourite blogs.
Rapunzel: Name three Disney movies that you adore.
Star-sign: When's your birthday?
Teacher: What do you aspire to be?
Unite: Do you sponsor a cause?
Varsity: Do you play/watch sport?
Word: Write out your URL in your handwriting
Xylophone: Do you play an instrument?
Yellow: What's your favourite colour?
Zoo: What is your favourite animal?
minted-rose: Frank Ocean | Golden Girl (ft....
me: *sitting at the dinner table*
mom: *sneaks up behind and blows in my ear*
me: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
mom: LOL NOW GO MAKE ME SOME COFFEE LOSER
ohsnapitsjackie: There’s something I don’t like about you. Maybe it’s because I get this vibe that you don’t like me for some reason. I can’t put my finger on it, but either way, I don’t like people like you. So you can quit putting up a front & pretending to like me in front of my face but then go on hating me when I’m not around, two-face.
me: i actually feel happy with everything right now
face: here's some acne
school: here's some work
friends: here's a knife in the back
parents: here's some added pressure
crush: here's my new girlfriend
wvnderbar: the earth teasing other planets for having “no life”
trammy-phan: I’m only mean to the people I like. Once I get to know them better I start to say insults and rude comments because I know they’ll put up with me. I know they won’t get mad or angry because they know i’m joking. I’d never be intentionally mean to someone I don’t know.
Only if you gave me a chance.
daavenrey: LOL I decided to act…. IDK. “Straight”? AHAHAHAHA. (: My “Girlfriend” is @haimaicel, the girl next to me is @danielleypatelley, and the korean on the laptop, is @blahchoi. (She’s doing her homework…Like the asian bitch she is)
nope: my favorite perfume is i haven’t showered for 3 days eau de toilet No3 @blahchoi